Hey!
Here to make you laugh is the humor page!
A Doctor Joke:
A chap goes to the doctors and the doctor says “i haven’t seen you for a long time” and the chap says “yeah, i’ve been ill”!!!!!!!!!! HaHa
An irish joke (you need to understand good irish to understand this joke) :
Paddy and Saemus are walking down a lane when they come across a woodland with a sign saying:
“Tree Fellas needed”
Then Paddy says “It’s a pity Danny’s not with us”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two…!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!
| Is Windows a Virus | |
| No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:1.They replicate quickly – okay, Windows does that.2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so – okay, Windows does that.3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk – okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. – Sigh.. Windows does that, too. 5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. – Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus. It’s a bug. |
What colour is a burp?
Burple!
Why did the man throw his watch out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Must hear songs!
Bonzo dog doo da band-The intro and the outro
Bonzo Dog doo da band-Im the urban spaceman
Benny Hill-Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west
Alan Sherman-Camp Grenada
Alan Sherman-Return to Camp Grenada
Alan Sherman-Mexican Hat Dance
Monty Python-I like Chinese (Video Song)
Terry Scott-My Brother
The Toy Dolls- The final countdown
The Toy Dolls- Blue Suede Shoes
Videos (all on youtube)
Monty Python-Hide and Seek olympics
Monty Python’s Flying circus
Monty Python’s the meaning of life
Monty Python-THE LUMBERJACK SONG (ONE OF THE BEST)
Monty Python- SPAM (ALSO VERY GOOD!)
and lots more!
Cya later
The Humor Team
